President William Ruto ….Photo/courtesy
NAIROBI, Kenya
President William Ruto has challenged Kenya’s opposition leaders to stop making noise and present a clear policy alternative, apparently grew bored of debating himself.
Speaking from State House on Friday Ruto mocked his rivals for lacking vision, ideas, or a basic development plan.
“They have nothing,” Ruto stated, confidently pivoting toward his own Sh4.8 trillion re-election budget pitch tailored exclusively to bribe every major voting bloc in the country.
Ordinary Kenyans, who have affectionately nicknamed the President “Zakayo” after the biblical tax collector, noted the sarcasm of asking for an alternative agenda when the current administration’s primary agenda appears to be finding new, creative ways to tax oxygen and sunlight.
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